Two women walking home

Two women walking home drunk had to pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no bog roll so one women used her pants and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking. We'd better keep an eye on our wives, one said, 'mine came homw without her knickers'. You think thats bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "from all ther lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you"!